Driving the Gardiner

Driving the Gardiner
is how the Christian virtues died

like noble old sages too pure and
patient, they let four vehicles merge in

front before they got rear ended and
ended. Driving the Gardiner

is a monastic event or some kind of
secular pilgrimage given that

we don't have a Cluny in Ontario
and France's crumbles like the Gardiner

the French one being where the refectory used to
serve pea soup and they put mustard on everything.

How much money did the Cluniac Order receive
from the provincial government? I hope it

covered the costs of fixing the leaky spot in the
porter's house, where water drips in without

asking permission or showing its driver's
license and pisses on manuscripts. Driving the Gardiner

gives you a terrific sense of impotence like
you feel when the abbot gets tired of waiting

for you to orgasm and he puts his habit back on.
The King of England gave him a chalice last

September, just before they closed the left lane
for 3 kilometres between Jameson and Spadina

and put up a sign saying CONSTRUCTION
along with some barricades and traffic cones

The sign ends with a hopeful deadline,
will be completed by The Rapture.